Super Secret Chamois Crème

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Simply the best chamois crème on the market. Made by cyclists for cyclists with CBD (150mg per oz.), Shea Butter, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera and so much more so you can “take care down there.” Made in European style, with a slightly warm then cool sensation when first applied, which feels great when you are sore from a lot of time in the saddle. Smells like Mint Chip Ice Cream. THC Free.

$20.75$50.75 or from $20.75$50.75 / month

  • 1.8oz (52g)
  • 4oz (113g)
  • 8oz (227g)

We know there are a lot of chamois cream options on the market . . . we have tried them all over the years. Some are good, some are great, some you know after one use that you’ll never touch again. As we have personally experienced the amazing healing effects of CBD with topical applications, we decided it was time to make something for our most sensitive of areas. We think we’ve come up with a great product that does a few things for the cyclist:

  • Slightly numbs the skin and promotes good blood flow. You’ll appreciate this when you first get on the bike, especially if you just had an epic ride in the days prior. That first contact with the saddle can be painful if you haven’t recovered all the way. This will help.
  • Coats and soothes tender skin, preventing chamois chaffing. Some chamois creams promote themselves as being “high viscosity.” Wait, what? The more viscous a substance, the thicker it is. Think motor oil and honey . . . not something you would want to put down there. We’ve created an easy-to-apply, mid-level viscosity cream that will protect you throughout your ride. Around mile 40 you’ll see what we mean.
  • Helps sensitive skin with recovery. While most chamois creams focus on pre and mid ride, we have included compounds that help you recover and heal post-ride as well! Vitamin E, Shea Butter, CBD and Aloe Vera are all excellent for epidermis, basement membrane and dermis health and recovery.
  • The bottom line? It helps your bottom be less sore and sensitive.


Active Ingredients: CBD Isolate(150mg per ounce), Petrolatum (5.7%), Menthol (1.5%) Inactive Ingredients: Shea Butter,Mineral Oil, Witch Hazel, Aloe Vera Juice, Water, Vitamin E, Potassium Citrate, Beeswax, Lecithin, Sodium Borate, Ceresin, Lanolin, Alcohol, Panthenol, Bisabolol, Peppermint Oil, Citric Acid

COA for Muscle Butter

Unlike other CBD companies that source from overseas, we know what is…and isn’t…in our products.

Our lotions (Muscle Butter, Chamois Crème and Body Butter) are all THC-free. Our non-synthetic/natural CBD is derived from industrial hemp that is sourced from Federal Farm Bill compliant plants grown in Colorado, Oregon and Kentucky without chemical fertilizers or pesticides. Every batch is 3rd party tested for potency and Safety.

Please click the image below to see the most recent COA (certificate of analysis) for this product. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

FDA Disclosure Statement

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

For additional information, please read this article by the Food and Drug Administration called, “What You Need to Know (And What We’re Working to Find Out) About Products Containing Cannabis or Cannabis-derived Compounds, Including CBD“.

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    you look so young!

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